interview

ME:Hey mang can i interview you for some homework I have to do for school?
Anonymous:No leave me alone I'm playing my game
Me: Oh come on it will be really fast
Anonymous: Fine hurry up but if I die its your fault
Me: Cool okay whats your opinion on global warming
Anonymous:Umm its where the world gets warmer because people are making the world polluted which makes it hotter and its our fault but were to lazy to give a care.
Me:Okay cool 4 more questions to go Whats your opinion on this country today?
Anonymous: what do you mean?
Me: What do you think of the economy and the loss of jobs and what not?
Anonymous:I don't really care about it because it dosn't affect me
Me: yes it does since your parents have jobs they might get less money which means less video games for you!
Anonymous: Oh well then I guess the president should fix it.
Me: So you think its the presidents responsibility
Anonymous:Yeah
Me: Okay then 3 more umm...What do you think about world hunger?
Anonymous: I think its their fault because Since they don't make money or food then they should go hungry.
Me: But what if its not their fault like what if they live in a deserted place with no food or jobs around?
Anonymous:Well then then it shouldn't be a problem because they once they die that will be the end of that problem and we can deal with more important things like the economy.
Me: you only think thats more important because it affects you huh?
Anonymous: Yeah it does
Me: okay last question How do you suppose we fix this crisis?
Anonymous:First of all its not a crisis and we can fix the economy by making more money and we can fix world hunger by not feeding the hungry because dead people don't get hungry.
Me:Okay...Thanks for your unique opinion
Anonymous:No prob now leave me to my game.